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分类： 喜剧片 2007

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 顿温韦 6小时前 :

    每个人心中都有恶魔，而女主的这只是外化的，你能将它暂时囚禁但不能杀死它，因它永远与你联体共生。除了能量不太守恒，整个设定都很完整又丰富。被恶魔侵蚀的哥特风女主，蜘蛛侠加百列会中国功夫，CG不够流畅，反倒给反派的动作戏增加了一种僵尸式的机械酷炫感。从胎儿吸取养分又让人想起罗丝玛丽的婴儿。之前以为的精神分裂原是肉体分裂。不管是视觉形象还是惊吓点都还蛮耳目一新的，配乐带感，前半段女主的房子掀开房顶一层到二层的动态俯拍恐怖感惊人。警探和金发妹妹全程调情还挺好玩的，就是这结局…………明显真是一顿乱改。

  • 锦蓓 2小时前 :

    温子仁玩得还是牛逼，这种寄生案例在医学史上层出不穷，作为影史却第一次呈现这么成熟。

  • 骞驰 1小时前 :

    不禁怀疑，这样一部作品应该就是温子仁的天花板了吧。而且要在这类恐怖片里找到哪怕一个有求生意识的正常人，确实也是挺难的……

  • 滕雅惠 8小时前 :

    《致命感应》回归了温子仁最初的恐怖电影风格，摒弃了以氛围渲染恐怖，主打血腥和暴力元素，但这种取舍未能得到一个平衡，少了恐吓点，多了文戏，两者的失衡，让亲情的冲击力度大打折扣，使得整部影片落入“俗套”。松散拖沓的剧情，更是造成了前戏冗长。

  • 柔柏 0小时前 :

    三天分三次看完，温子仁元素都在，开头的长段过度片头，结尾的反转。这是温子仁第一部没有出现真鬼的恐怖片，风格确实挺像上个世纪的意大利铅黄电影，血浆部分很爽，但本片的缺点也很明显，过早地揭露反派，让故事缺乏了悬疑性，属于温导中等水平作品

  • 端涵润 1小时前 :

    对于铅黄电影的一次致敬？对于习惯温子仁之前温情家庭恐怖片的人应该不会习惯，毕竟风格迥异，我也不喜欢，因为好无聊，也不纯正

  • 朋阳泽 2小时前 :

    我胆儿也是肥了，都敢看温导拍的铅黄电影了。

  • 祁语海 7小时前 :

    这房间的一切对男主人的暴戾和懒惰产生了愤怒。

  • 衣锦诗 9小时前 :

    温子仁果然没有重复自己。黑暗中的窥探，猩红夜色，复古配乐，虐杀的视听呈现颇有铅黄电影的邪典。警局的屠杀嬉闹不经，也生出几分吊诡，手起刀下，他人为鱼肉的麻利。“招魂”般对邪恶推敲溯源，观众已有所判断，但还是在录像带揭示的瞬间恐怖、发怵

  • 蓬寻菡 4小时前 :

    前面真的无聊死了，女主尖叫也很尬演；监狱那段解谜+大屠杀加一颗星！可算精彩了，结果发现，这个借用了哈利波特与魔法石的设定，归根结底还是毁掉姐姐生活的弟弟……真-吸着姐姐（和姐姐孩子）的血肉成长的恐怖寄生虫😂温子仁这么女拳了吗？

  • 轩锟 5小时前 :

    21_161。从“某”开始攻击监狱和警察局时那画面就变得好笑起来，看着他那身板飞来飞去对不起画面实在是变得滑稽起来。前半还是好看的，悬念做得好，效果也够刺激

  • 桂静 1小时前 :

    看的未删减原版，先说结论，我很失望。原版比爱奇艺引进版多3分27秒，删减内容基本就是血腥暴力屠杀场面和一些惊悚特写。豆瓣有影评说完全两种观影体验，我倒觉得对不好b级片这一口的人来说没啥区别。港真，氛围真的好，布光简直完美。但故事非常平庸，远没有温子仁以往的水准。槽点太多了，前面刻意引导成人格分裂的手法过于粗暴，后来说是寄生双生子，行吧，请出一位催眠师两句话就能唤醒尘封记忆，这种桥段放国产电影不被骂死……双生子封在大脑里，醒过来后脑勺裂开，还能缝合回去并且毫无痕迹。共用一个身体还能把胳膊肩膀倒转？为啥力大无穷飞檐走壁，战斗力之强一个人徒手屠杀荷枪实弹的整个警局！还疑似有超能力能控制脉冲让灯泡忽闪忽闪炸掉，还能让心脏起搏器炸掉？这到底是恐怖片还是刑侦悬疑片还是玄幻片？总之，失望。

  • 滕思溪 1小时前 :

    这个电影值得一篇柳叶刀的论文，以后骂人脑子有病得小心点了，转个头就是双面杀手，但是Gabriel这飞檐走壁手刃数十人的技能哪儿来的，另外那把匕首很好看

  • 然弘 1小时前 :

    希望大陆早日可以分级。

  • 鹤柏 7小时前 :

    虽然最后的反派挺带感的，但是反转之前的剧情真的除了镜头外没有什么亮点，温子仁老婆的点子，温子仁就当做玩票之作拍了电影，海王2可不能这样轻易对待啊。

  • 郎菁英 8小时前 :

    溫子仁最高

  • 钱智阳 7小时前 :

    能上爱奇艺早该想到不是鬼片，更像是怪物片，美国版的《连体阴》。最后还有一点“亲情在血缘之外”的味道。

  • 謇珠轩 9小时前 :

    后面警局真精彩，诡异的行动模式，故事简单粗暴

  • 梓楠 8小时前 :

    看的是無刪減版本，實話，我覺得溫子仁選材這部不太行。。。

  • 竺高义 0小时前 :

    洗剪吹温：《走近科学之凶手到底是谁》，杂糅各种元素，老本行里玩儿起新花活，干起来得心应手，警局屠杀一场戏可以封神，反复几次的BGM就是《Where is my mind》的前奏做了变奏处理，这让我不得不联想起《搏击会》，也算是一种致敬吗？

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